Rebecca/Becky/Becca/Becks/Yes I have quite a lot of nicknames :))/14/eww I know such an annoying age :P/Devil Pup/this blog is filled with a bunch of random crap, but feel free to roam around and talk to me if you want.

unacted:

girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it’s cute need to be slapped in the face with a brick

pandamiglio:

My dog destroys things then acts like he doesn’t even see it

fraek:

do you ever look at yourself and think ‘aw cute’ but then walk two feet into a different lighting and think ‘omg nvm’

mom: can you do me a favor?
me: will you pay me?
mom: why do i have to pay you to do me a favor?
me: Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is Alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange.

caloriq:

12 year olds are having sex and i can’t even order in mcdonalds without panicking

twitturds:

walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home

eeveez:

you have no proof that i am not at least one of the members of daft punk

expels:

i consider giving people dirty looks a hobby

officialunitedstates:

juggalo-prince:

officialunitedstates:

new rule.  if you’re going to reblog my post and add a comment you will now be charged accordingly

i do not accept the chrages

Letter charge (27): $2.70
Word charge (6):    $6.00
Sentences (1):        $3.00
Typos (1):               $1.50
Tax (7.5%):             $0.99
Total:                    $14.19

antfucker98:

2farts2furious:

is this real?!

yes

alynu:

trebaolofarabia:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

Teens always look terrified as customers.

I am always terrified as a customer.

bagmilk:

sorry for replying in  0.2 seconds haha its not like i was waiting hahaha

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